Ace Of Cakes has nothing on this lady

I often dream of having my husband cut into a life-size cake version of myself at our wedding reception.

Animated gifs are on fire

You know what's more awesome than one animated fire gif? A whole page of them!

What in the world?

A harsh reality

You know how fast food always looks soooooo good in the ads on tv (except for those KFC bowls, those looks gross). Check out this site that compares what the food really looks like to what it looks like in ads.

Freaky real

Have you seen this yet? It's kind of scary how real Elvis looks . . .

How not to expand your medical practice

This doctor in Florida dressed up as Captain America and put a burrito down his pants. Amazingly, those were the least of his problems.

Animal lovin'

Sometimes even animal crackers can be X-rated.

Poor Apex

First a chemical plant fire and now this. Some suburbs just can't catch a break.

This will be the topic of tonight's nightmare

Scientists have bred sheep that are 85% sheep and 15% human. Was this really necessary?

So very, very wrong

This hurts my brain.

Dancing Clowns = Low Mortgage Rates

The past couple of days cnn.com has been showing this really annoying ad. It's one of the typical refinance your mortgage ads that are always a little crazy, but this one is really odd. It pictures a freaky dancing clown on top of a house.

Does a clown somehow imply trustworthiness or extremely low rates? Is the clown a mortgage broker? Can you imagine the conversation that went out when this ad was pitched?

My that dog who has been dead for a week looks sexy today

The best part of this story is that no one is disputing that the guy had sex with a dog that had been dead for a week . . .

364 days till next Valentine's Day

Celebrate by checking out these poorly conceived valentines. Makes the corny dog and kitten best friend valentines I've been sending to people from Pepper for the past 3 years look a little more sane, huh?

That's Special Agent Flipper to you

Quote of the story - "People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals: Dolphins aren't good defense" That's an understatement.

Happy 2 days before Valentine's Day

Apparently I'm getting the entire online dating thing wrong . . .

Disturbing video

Call me crazy, but isn't this a little more creepy than cute?

The power of DVR

Checkout this video. It's kind of creepy to think that McDonald's is using subliminal advertising. What's even scarier is that they didn't realize someone would see and slow it down with his DVR . . .