I'm a homeowner!

I am now officially a homeowner in Raleigh. Yipee! Pepper has a yard and 2 flights of stairs.

Category: Life

2 legged dog

Montel had a story on about the world's only bi-pedal two legged dog. The dog walks totally upright. Crazy!

Category: Random Links

ASCII generator

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Check out this cool ASCII generator. Check out one of the top font options called _all fonts with your text_ to see them all.

Category: Random Links

Puppy cake

Not to be out done by Target's "He is Risen" cookie cake, Lowe's is selling a Bichon Frise looking confection made out of two chocolate cupcakes and tons of frosting. Yum.

Category: Pepper

Upcoming dates

People keep asking me when all of my life changing events are happening, here's the breakdown:
April 26: Jury Duty (note: this could royally screw up the below dates)
April 28: Close on house
May 8: Move furniture to house
May 20-31: Europe!
June 1: Life returns to normal

Category: Life

Business lessons

Here's how not to instill confidence in your client when you're a mortgage broker. Send emails in purple Comic Sans font.

Category: Thoughts

Substitute in dachshunds

So TLC has been playing these commercials and really sells the actual figurines. Check out my future.

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Easter cookie

Nothing screams resurrection like a giant cookie cake. Thanks SuperTarget. Wonder why this was still sitting there the week after Easter . . .

Category: Life

Laser Cats!

The funniest thing on SNL nowadays are the digital shorts and this one is no exception. "There are two things that everyone loves, cats and lasers!" (Note: I could only get the video to work in IE)

Category: Random Links

Bunny Suicides

In keeping with the Easter spirit, check out all of these cartoons about the different ways bunnies commit suicide.

Category: Random Links

Happy Easter!

In honor of Easter, I'm posting links about the least favorite sweet treat of all time - Peeps!

Peep Research

Peeps Fondue Recipe

Category: Random Links

Celebrity twin

So there's this site where you can upload a picture of yourself and it tells you what celebrity you look like. My top two are a young Sally Field and Halle Berry. Not bad.

Category: Random Links

Titanic 2

Titanic: Two the Surface - enough said.

Category: Random Links

Flavor of Love 2!!!

I was just cruising around VH1's website and saw a casting call for the next season of Flavor of Love, yes! (note: that's a yes as in "yes, I can't wait to watch more trashiness" and not "yes, I want to apply to be on the show")

Category: Random Links

Google can find you a woman too

For April Fool's Day, Google made a Google Romance website. While initially it may seem on the up and up, take the tour.


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Wonder where they're registered

So apparently life isn't that horrible for "Pumkin" after all. While she may have lost her job, she has found her soul mate.

Also apparently Flav and New York are going to have their own reality show.

Category: Random Links

I just talked to Napoleon

Seriously, this security system guy who called to give a quote sounded just like Napoleon Dynamite. He had the same speech patterns and everything. It's kind of sad that people like that really do exist . . .

Category: Life

Rachel Ray ruined my life

Ok, she hasn't ruined mine (at least not yet). I was cruising for recipes to make for dinner and found this review. Ouch.

Category: Life

Is this true?

Did Gloria Estefan really sing "Bad Boys"? (Bad, bad, bad boys, you make me feel so good ...) My membership in the 80's pop fan club should be revoked.

Category: Life

Spike could totally do this

Have you seen the video of the acrobatic cats yet?

Category: Random Links