That's how he is so awesome

Matt just sent me this advertisement for Chuck Norris Action Jeans. So awesome!


Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.

Apparently I've been living underneath an Internet rock or something, because I'm just now finding out about "Chuck Norris Facts," a list of facts about how awesome Chuck Norris is, because he is awesome, watching one episode of Walker Texas Ranger tells you that.