Seriously?

So some of you may have heard me talk about this guy from match who sent me a couple of emails each over 1,000 words (I wrote an essay on The Hobbit in Junior High that had less words).

Despite my better judgement I kept writing back to him, mainly because I didn't have the energy to really read his emails to see if we'd get along or not. I finally gave in and told him my number so he called me one night last week (I didn't answer because I screen calls not in my address book as every player should plus Tivo was really backed up). Before I even had a chance to call him back the next night, he sent me yet another epic email (including a very thorough list of the different activities we could do that included a breakdown of possible locations and where they were geographically located in Raleigh). Once more against my better judgement I wrote him back and suggested get just get coffee at Crabtree (I had to return some pants to Anne Taylor so why not kill 2 birds with one stone?).

When Friday came around and I still hadn't heard from him, I assumed he realized that my proposed date was a blow-off (FYI if a girl ever tells you she wants to meet for coffee instead of dinner, she's not that interested and is just giving you a pity date). Low and behold he called Friday to see if we were going to get together later on that night. At this point I realized that he had never got my email and took it as a sign and so didn't call him back.

Now keep in mind, he hadn't heard from me since roughly Monday night despite an email and 2 phone calls. I'd assume at this point any normal guy would think, "Hey I don't think she's all that interested. Guess I'll have to go find someone else who isn't nearly as hot and interesting as Heather, but I'll live." Imagine how surprised I was just now when I got email from him with ~400 words asking if I've met someone and what he did wrong . . .

Don't even get me started on yesterday's date who keeps texting me.