So today in the cafeteria I decided to get a bagel instead of my normal healthy cereal. There was a backup at the one toasting machine so I went and put my bagel in the other machine. Big mistake. Leasie, one of the cafeteria ladies, came over and yelled at me and pulled my bagel out. Apparently that machine is for toast only. I started to comment that there should probably be a sign to indicate this and then thought best to keep my mouth quite, the last thing I want to do is piss off a cafeteria lady.
The irony of the story is the reason for the backup at the bagel toaster was that the bagels were getting jammed up, the exact reason why I was not supposed to use the other toaster.
Also ironic, Leasie thinks that Matt is named Mike. Why does someone who screws up somebody else's name on an almost daily basis have the right to yank my bagel out of the toaster?
Category: Life
2 comments:
you should have positioned pieces of your bagel so that they spelled out "his name is matt" and then wrote "dumb-ass" in creme cheese
Wow - I am going to do a study and see how many people have negative experiences in the morning because of toasters... The other day my bagel was in the toaster, and someone came up, turned the toaster to the highest temp. setting, and put their bagel in the toaster... PEOPLE - you don't change the temp. of the toaster if other people have their bagel/whatever in there...
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