As I lamented earlier, none of the guys from speed dating ever worked out, partially my fault perhaps. Still, I've taking small actions that may cause cosmic/karma reactions and have somebody actually call me. In short, when I acted like I was going to be going out on dates, I didn't. Maybe if I act like I'm not planning any dates, they will magically appear.
For instance, I deleted all of the emails from my matches from my inbox and numbers from my cell. If I erase them from my life, then they'll call or email me.
I also signed up for another round of speed dating in a couple of weeks. Surely all it will take is for me to go and spend another 35 bucks and somebody will call.
Finally, I had french fries for lunch today. If I go off my diet for a meal and don't lose a 1/4 of a pound and feel fat, they'll call and say they can't live without me.
Maybe I'll spend my Friday night working Crisco into my pores so that I break out like a 14 year old. Knowing my luck, my skin will be glowing and no one will call.
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